Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Epic convo with molly. xD

bookworm1330 (8:41:46 PM): hi!
bookworm1330 (8:41:49 PM): im reallybored!
Colberoth Norris (8:42:05 PM): Cool
bookworm1330 (8:42:20 PM): ...*stare*
Colberoth Norris (8:42:36 PM): Or not cool.
bookworm1330 (8:42:41 PM): right!
Colberoth Norris (8:44:48 PM): i like dos equios commercials
bookworm1330 (8:44:59 PM): ..?
Colberoth Norris (8:45:06 PM): some wierd beer
Colberoth Norris (8:45:16 PM): Talks about the most amazing man in the worlkd
bookworm1330 (8:45:23 PM): ooh, seen that
Colberoth Norris (8:45:23 PM): He speaks french, in russian
bookworm1330 (8:45:37 PM): woow. i liked that, it was funny
bookworm1330 (8:45:50 PM): and then the one he can disarm you with something thing that i cant remember
Colberoth Norris (8:46:10 PM): Yeh
bookworm1330 (8:46:44 PM): yesh
Colberoth Norris (8:47:18 PM): oh so i am not a really good friend! Fine!
bookworm1330 (8:47:44 PM): not a one-on-one go to the movies with friend. I'd hope you agree
Colberoth Norris (8:47:55 PM): BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR LOVE?!?!
bookworm1330 (8:48:49 PM): we have no love! I divorced you!
Colberoth Norris (8:49:47 PM): BUT BUT BUT! GIVE ME A CHANCE!
Colberoth Norris (8:49:52 PM): I CAN BE WHAT YOU NEED!
bookworm1330 (8:50:13 PM): what i need is a stable husband with a good job!
bookworm1330 signed off at 8:50:28 PM
Colberoth Norris (8:50:32 PM): I HAVE THAT AND AMAZING KISSING SKILLS!
Colberoth Norris (8:50:32 PM): I HAVE THAT AND AMAZING KISSING SKILLS!
bookworm1330 signed on at 8:50:48 PM
bookworm1330 (8:51:26 PM): NO! you do not!
Colberoth Norris (8:51:48 PM): I HAVE THE SECOND ONE!
bookworm1330 (8:52:21 PM): still no!
Colberoth Norris (8:52:29 PM): YES
bookworm1330 (8:54:14 PM): I HAVE MOVED ON!
bookworm1330 (8:54:28 PM): he can disarm you with his looks
bookworm1330 (8:54:40 PM): dos equis
Colberoth Norris (8:55:07 PM): Please, give me another shot! I can change!
bookworm1330 (8:55:40 PM): how! tell me how you can change! are you going to get a steady job?!
Colberoth Norris (8:56:23 PM): BRANDON CAN CHANGE! HE JUST DOESNT WANT TO
bookworm1330 (8:57:31 PM): Will you stop talking in third person?
Colberoth Norris (8:57:46 PM): It was a reference to brawlgasm xD
bookworm1330 (8:57:57 PM): i dont watch that.
bookworm1330 (8:58:11 PM): We are not at all alike, our marrage would never last
Colberoth Norris (8:58:59 PM): Forget the logic, rules, and everything else, just give love a chance!
bookworm1330 (8:59:25 PM): WHAT LOVE!?
Colberoth Norris (8:59:32 PM): OUR LOVE
bookworm1330 (9:00:25 PM): OUR LOVE IS DEAD!
Colberoth Norris (9:00:39 PM): FINE YOU SOULLESS BITCH
bookworm1330 (9:01:02 PM): *slaps* Only after you find yourself!
Colberoth Norris (9:01:35 PM): SCREW YOU! *stomps out and slams doors*
bookworm1330 (9:01:52 PM): *sigh* IT WOULD HAVE NEVER WORKED ANYWAY!
Colberoth Norris (9:02:26 PM): IT COULD HAVE
bookworm1330 (9:02:55 PM): You wouldn't have let it!
Colberoth Norris (9:03:24 PM): NO ITS YOU WHO WOULDNT
bookworm1330 (9:03:42 PM): You are the one who left!
bookworm1330 (9:05:39 PM): *sob*
Colberoth Norris (9:06:02 PM): I LEFT BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS PUSHED ME AWAY
bookworm1330 (9:06:32 PM): I NEVER HAD TIME WITH YOU! *sob* YOU WERE NEVER HOME!
Colberoth Norris (9:07:23 PM): YOU ALWAYS KICKED ME OUT AND I TRIED TO GET TIME WITH YOU BUT YOU REFUSED!
bookworm1330 (9:08:19 PM): YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ME!
Colberoth Norris (9:08:51 PM): YOU IGNORED ME
bookworm1330 (9:08:58 PM): I DID NOT!
Colberoth Norris (9:09:23 PM): DID TOO
bookworm1330 (9:09:34 PM): *cry* Lyer!
Colberoth Norris (9:09:46 PM): You can't even spell lier!
bookworm1330 (9:09:53 PM): ((never could))
bookworm1330 (9:10:05 PM): HOW COULD YOU!
Colberoth Norris (9:10:55 PM): EASILY
bookworm1330 (9:12:01 PM): ITS TIMES LIKE THIS THAT I WONDER WHAT I EVER SAW IN YOU!
Colberoth Norris (9:12:17 PM): MY RAVISHING GOOD LOOKS
bookworm1330 (9:12:30 PM): OH YEAAAAH, THAT WAS IT!
Colberoth Norris (9:12:41 PM): DAMN RIGHT IT WAS
bookworm1330 (9:13:02 PM): I SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH THE DOCTOR FROM SACREMENTO!
Colberoth Norris (9:13:15 PM): OH YOU DID NOT BITCH
bookworm1330 (9:13:27 PM): he still calls me!
Colberoth Norris (9:13:49 PM): WELL I STILL TALK TO THE OTHER GIRL
bookworm1330 (9:14:15 PM): I KNOW! THATS PARTALLY WHY I LEFT YOU! CHEATER!
Colberoth Norris (9:14:52 PM): YOUR ONE TO TALK
bookworm1330 (9:15:08 PM): I NEVER CHEATED ON YOU!
Colberoth Norris (9:15:40 PM): I NEVER DID EITHER
bookworm1330 (9:16:15 PM): YOU JUST SAID YOU DID!
Colberoth Norris (9:17:08 PM): I JUST TLAKED!
Colberoth Norris (9:17:13 PM): THAT IS NOT CHEATING
bookworm1330 (9:17:44 PM): YOU DID A LITTLE MORE THEN TALKING! WHERE WERE YOU ALL THOSE TIMES WHEN YOU WERE 'OUT WITH THE BOYS'?
Colberoth Norris (9:17:59 PM): GAMESTOP DAMNIT
bookworm1330 (9:18:25 PM): SHE WORKS AT GAMESTOP?
Colberoth Norris (9:18:37 PM): NO! BUT IT HAS GAMES
bookworm1330 (9:18:56 PM): WHAT WOULD YOU WANT WITH GAMES?!
Colberoth Norris (9:19:32 PM): TO PLAY THEM
bookworm1330 (9:19:57 PM): WE DON'T HAVE A GAME SYSTEM!
Colberoth Norris (9:20:23 PM): I HAVE A DS
bookworm1330 (9:20:59 PM): YOU LEFT ME FOR A GAME!?
Colberoth Norris (9:21:13 PM): NO YOU LEFT ME!
bookworm1330 (9:21:27 PM): YOU WALKED OUT!
Colberoth Norris (9:22:29 PM): AFTER YOU ENDED IT
bookworm1330 (9:22:43 PM): I JUST NEEDED SOME TIME TO THINK!
Colberoth Norris (9:22:59 PM): THAT IS WHAT THEY ALL SAY BEFORE ENDING IT FOREVER
bookworm1330 (9:23:14 PM): IT WAS JUST FOR A FEW DAYS!
Colberoth Norris (9:23:51 PM): FIRST A FEW DAYS, THEN A FEW WEEKS, THEN LIVING WITH MOM FOR A FEW MONTHS, THEN THEY ARE IN THE BAHAMAS WIT SOME GUY
bookworm1330 (9:24:26 PM): I WAS GONE FOR THREE DAYS BEFORE YOU FILED FOR A DIVORCE!
Colberoth Norris (9:25:38 PM): I N EVER FILED FOR A DIVORCE! I NEVER KNEW HOW!
bookworm1330 (9:25:58 PM): WELL SOMEONE WHO WAS NOT ME, AND IN THIS MARRAGE DID!
Colberoth Norris (9:26:20 PM): MAYBE IT WAS THE PUPPY! WE GAVE HIM EQUAL POWER
bookworm1330 (9:26:52 PM): WHAT? MUDKIP DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THUMBS!
Colberoth Norris (9:27:58 PM): BUT EVERYONE LOVES HIM AND HE CAN IMPOSE HIS WILL ON OTHERS
bookworm1330 (9:28:33 PM): STOP BLAMING THE DOG FOR OUR DIVORCE!
Colberoth Norris (9:28:48 PM): STOP BLAMING ME
bookworm1330 (9:29:11 PM): FINE!
bookworm1330 (9:29:56 PM): GO AWAY IF YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY!
Colberoth Norris (9:30:08 PM): ITS MY HOUSE YOUR STILL IN THOUGH
bookworm1330 (9:30:31 PM): I'M THE ONE WITH THE INCOME!
Colberoth Norris (9:30:48 PM): MY NAME IS ON THE DEED
bookworm1330 (9:31:04 PM): IF I LEAVE, YOU LOSE THE HOUSE
Colberoth Norris (9:31:11 PM): NO!
Colberoth Norris (9:31:26 PM): I WILL JUST HOOK UP WITH A RICH YOUNG BROOD TO PAY THE RENT
bookworm1330 (9:31:46 PM): *sob* HOW COULD YOU!
Colberoth Norris (9:32:15 PM): BECAUSE YOU BROKE MY HEART
bookworm1330 (9:32:35 PM): I BROKE YOUR HEART?!
Colberoth Norris (9:32:42 PM): YES
bookworm1330 (9:32:49 PM): THAT IS A LIE!
Colberoth Norris (9:33:20 PM): NO IT IS NOT
bookworm1330 (9:34:08 PM): YES IT IS!
Colberoth Norris (9:34:17 PM): NOT TRUE
bookworm1330 (9:34:26 PM): LIER!
Colberoth Norris (9:34:34 PM): SAYS YOU
bookworm1330 (9:34:47 PM): ITS THE TRUTH!
Colberoth Norris (9:34:56 PM): JUST FORGET IT
bookworm1330 (9:35:10 PM): FINE! LEAVE IF YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY!
Colberoth Norris (9:35:27 PM): GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
bookworm1330 (9:36:08 PM): *small, studdering voice* You are kicking me out...?
Colberoth Norris (9:36:30 PM): JUST FORGET IT *storms out to a motel*
bookworm1330 (9:36:57 PM): GOODBYE, EX-HUSBAND! *Shuts door* *sigh*
Colberoth Norris (9:37:29 PM): *plays ds*
bookworm1330 (9:38:13 PM): *runs outside* *gives dog*
Colberoth Norris (9:39:08 PM): *dies in motel*
bookworm1330 (9:39:35 PM): *crys* *takes back dog*


This is me and molly's amazing convo xD Also another epic quote from her: After i took a water noodle and held it like a you-know-what, then she was like, "I will blow this...UGH"

And taylor is here. Yay. Haha.

Me:Hey taylor say hi.
Taylor: Hi
Me: Want to say anything to anyone?
Taylor: *in deep wierd almost homo voice* I lost
Taylor: *after reading that* Douche bag
Me: I know. *evil grin*
Me: And taylor has nothing else to say.
Taylor: And i say hi's to all!
Me:..Didn't you say you had nothing else to say?
Taylor: Maybe.
Me: It is fun where i only type and you speak then i write. xD
Taylor: Yes, yes it is.
Me: And He just bashed a barq's root beer, aka gulped it down. But Bashed sounds wrong. xD
Taylor: *has nothing to say*
Me: Well, this was fun, if he ever gets on aim more, we shall totally make these kinds of things xD Buh bye yall.

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